I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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