When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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