do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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