I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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