The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
