What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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