You're a womanizer and a bitch.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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