don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
why is half of my head shaved?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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