But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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