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With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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