so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
i out mim tonsoeep
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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