So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
