in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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