Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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