No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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