did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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