I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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