Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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