Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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