I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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