Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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