dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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