We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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