ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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