Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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