It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
My ATM looks so different sober.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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