dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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