I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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