Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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