anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Randomize
