So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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