high people should be assigned attendants
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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