Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
