no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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