You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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