Welp...herpes.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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