I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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