Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
The power of my boobs compel you
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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