Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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