At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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