Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he fucked my hip out of place.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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