big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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