Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
we made out on top of his cat.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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