So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I need a burrito and a hug.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
