Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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