I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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