My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
its liver damage thursday
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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