I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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