i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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