so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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