I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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