Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
my poor anus
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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